Completely un-funny

I have to give the kid credit, she's got guts.

Who, you ask? Why, Elaine, the world's biggest Cullen addict. She's gone. Ran away. I found out when I went to tell her to come get her clean laundry and found her room empty. Mom checked the cam from outside her window and found out she ran away a little after lunch. I don't get it, but that's Elaine for you.

Elaine, if you're at Lindsay's or Delaney's and you're reading this, we aren't laughing. Not at all. This isn't funny. Come home NOW or Mom's gonna flip and we'll be stuck inside this house 'til we graduate.

Sorry, people. Just had to take the chance. Of course, we called Lindsay and Delaney, but they claimed she "wasn't there." Not that I believe them. They'd lie for Elaine any day. We actually tried going out and looking for her, but she's nowhere to be found.

If one of you people out there have any idea where she is, please please please tell me. I don't care if it's a crazy half-baked idea, or where your little sister hid when she got busted for dating the wrong kind of guy, just tell me.

Not that I'm worried or anything. Not yet, anyway.

~Stacie